The Apple Juice Fast: Day 6 - The Liver Cleanse

Well, I did what I said I’d do last night. I started drinking the epsom salts mixture. Let me warn you, the damned stuff is bitter. Pretty nasty. The only way to do it (you have to drink three-quarters of a cup) is to throw the stuff back. Just chug it. If you sip some water right afterwards, the water tastes sweet. So that’s pretty good, and a sip is enough to remove the taste.

At about 10:20 or so I squeezed one and a half grapefruits (a little over half a cup, a little under three-quarters of a cup) into a jar. I added a half cup of that olive oil (organic, cold-pressed, extra virgin) into the grapefruit juice (or maybe the other way ‘round, I don’t remember exactly), and then shook the stuff vigorously to mix. It wound up fairly liquid. Again, the secret is to chug the stupid thing. It didn’t taste bad — a little sweet. Grapefruits are usually notoriously bitter on my tongue, but not last night. There was a hint of olive flavour though.

Right after chugging (I chugged at the bed), I lay down on my right hand side and fell asleep. Conveniently, when I side sleep, I do it on my right. I thought I felt contractions or something, but I think I was just imagining it. I slept fairly comfortably, actually. I woke up at 5, as usual, but went right to back to sleep again. I woke up at 6 as well, but by then I was feeling a little nauseated. And the flavour of olive oil kept wafting up in my breath. A little icky, that. At about 8 I got up and had another drink of the epsom salts drink. By 9:15, I started what would be the first of many forays into the, um, office.

ICKY BIT WARNINGL So, here’s the thing. They say you’ll see pea green stones or something floating at the top. Well, they don’t lie. There were thousands through the day. I was a little disappointed that I didn’t expel any big stones. I guess we’ll see in the upcoming months whether this stuff is real or just boogaboo. I’ll have my verification blood test this week (the whole gluten thing). And then the week after will be another liver cleansing, though I won’t fast for that. I will drink the apple juice, but life will go on as normal.

I’ll keep you all posted on how the next cleansing goes, and how the blood test goes next week.

Thanks for reading me, everybody :)

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