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May 2 2005

600% of cpu, omg I'm so fast and 1337, lol

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Hmm, I seem to have lost the content of this post. OK, so anyway, there was some stuff about this thing where this guy did some stuff and some things that was, like, cool. But I can't find the link any more, so blah.

Here it is: So, hot on the heels of -O9, mike showed me this bug where pretending and wishing for a 6-way cpu system is apparently enough, if you wish hard enough.

The pennies drop, and developers have their time wasted again.

Update: OK, I found the one I was looking for, but I also found a second, which is actually worse.

What's this new craze of "Oh how I wish I had a 16-way computer. Instead, I'll just live my life in some deluded state where I believe I do have a 16-way computer. No, I'll tone it down -- I actually have, in my delusion, a 15-way." And then why bother filing bugs about things? Wouldn't it be better to delude those bugs into non-existence, while you're at it? Oh, and I want a pony.

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United States Comment by Kenyon after 2 hours, 36 minutes

WTF is USE="GAPING_SECURITY_HOLE"? Hahaha that was even funnier than the MAKEOPTS.

United Kingdom Comment by Simon Farnsworth after 15 hours, 27 minutes

USE="GAPING_SECURITY_HOLE" enables a feature in netcat that's potentially very dangerous; it can run an arbitrary program upon connection. From a cracker's point of view, this is great, as "nc -l -p -e /bin/sh" is all that's needed to get a remote shell available.

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